Stranger, I bid you greetings in the name of the Tau.
If you are reading this then you will have encountered one of our messengers drones and are therefore a spacefaring race. Soon you will see more evidence of us, this is no cause for alarm.
When you encounter one of our ships or outposts then welcome it. We have much to offer a faithful friend. We are five castes, one people. The earth caste build and manufacture, the air caste pilot and navigate, the water caste liase and arbitrate, the fire caste guard our holdings and defeat our enemies. All are bound to the dream of bringing a new way to the universe.
I hope you will choose to share the culture, technology and protection of the Tau empire.
The one constant in the universe is change, the wise adapt.
Believe in our destiny.
There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic
"I put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process."
— Vincent van Gogh
I want this framed in my kitchen
#vincent van whoa
that tag bruh
This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ,. I can’t believe this, was an Oomph! fan for a fucking thousand years (ok… it’s 10) and JUST NOW I found out about their first band called Cunning Toy…. in 1887, when they were 17 and using their real names and going full Depeche Mode *screams* D ero’s vocals
sorry fandom who already knew, but I just literally can’t ahajajjsj
LOOK AT THEM
Things I know how to say in German:
"God is dead."
"I can smell your fear."
"I want your soul."
"I’ll see you both in Hell."
Things I don’t know how to say in German:
"Where is the toilet?"
"Can I have an order of schnitzel, please?"
"How much is this hotel room?"
-Anything I’d actually use if I vacationed in Germany.